System Status
Live-ish updates on how things are going.
Last checked: Wednesday 16 September 2026, 20:26 (the moment this page loaded)
Incident history
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InvestigatingDisk usage on shared cluster 3: 61%Right now · We have noticed. We are deciding what to do about it.
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OngoingNightly backup job has not completed successfully in 6 daysOngoing since Tuesday · It keeps retrying automatically. We keep letting it.
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MonitoringOne VPS host running at 68°CSince this morning · We've pointed a fan at the hard drives. Someone will look at the thermals properly, eventually.
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InvestigatingUnable to send email to recipients more than 500 miles awayReported yesterday · Currently failing at 412 miles. We are aware this sounds impossible. We are looking into it anyway.
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ResolvedSSL certificate expired for 6 hoursLast month · Noticed after the third forwarded "your connection is not private" email. Renewed shortly after.
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ResolvedRan fsck on a volume that was making concerning noises2 months ago · It came back clean, which surprised everyone involved.
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ResolvedCoffee machine unresponsiveThis morning · Unplugged it, plugged it back in. Unrelated to hosting, but it worked.
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ResolvedSomeone asked about our uptime percentageLast week · Changed the subject.
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ResolvedA server made a noiseLast month · It stopped making the noise on its own. We consider this a win.
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ResolvedBrief period of everything working perfectly3 months ago · Concerning, but it passed.
A few of the above are marked as ongoing. We are aware of them, which we consider a meaningful first step.
* Yes, this really happened to someone else, once. The original story.