Domains

Register a new one, or transfer an old one in. Same shrug either way.

Separate multiple domains with commas. Results are indicative only, in the sense that they don't indicate anything.

Registration

£9.99/year (.com equivalent)

  • WHOIS privacy: included, when we remember to enable it
  • Auto-renewal: on, unless the card fails, unless we notice
  • DNS management: a form exists somewhere

Transfers

£7.99 one-off

  • We'll ask your current registrar to hand it over
  • They may or may not cooperate; not really our department
  • Typical transfer time: five to seven working days, allegedly

Pricing by extension

Extension Price Notes
.com £9.99/year The reliable one. Works everywhere, impresses no one.
.co.uk £6.99/year For sounding local. We can't verify that you are.
.io £39.99/year We don't know why either.
.dev £14.99/year Requires HTTPS. Also requires you to know what you are doing. We do not check either.
.xyz £1.99/year You get what you pay for.
.biz £4.99/year Nobody's used one of these since 2004. We still stock it.
.wtf £12.99/year Appropriately priced for the reaction it tends to get.
.lol £11.99/year Also appropriately priced.

Premium domains

A small selection of domains someone out there presumably wants badly enough to pay for.

besteffort-support.com

£499.00

For any company whose support is somehow even less enthusiastic than ours.

refundpolicy.net

£249.00

Ideal for a business that wants to imply a promise, then quietly withdraw it.

itsprobablyfine.io

£899.00

For anyone in the business of reassurance without much evidence behind it.

clickhereformore.xyz

£99.00

For anyone chasing clicks over content. No judgement, some regret.

Pointing your domain here

Ask your current provider for your nameservers, then ask us where ours are. Once you have both sets of information, update one to match the other. If that doesn't work, wait up to 48 hours. It's usually a propagation issue, in the sense that most things eventually are.

Live Chat

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